Spells of Scandal and Splendor
Nov. 9th | Posted by ARTSHARKS
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“Crystal Ball” by M any ray, 1922
Halloween is by far my most favorite time of year. I simply adore costumes and the seasonal tipping point in weather that once again allows serious fur into the wardrobe. The leaves still clinging to the trees are at their most dramatic, acidic hues, in the final encore of their swan song, as fog creeps around, veiling things in no particular order to try and confuse the passerby. The air even smells different. Scents of moss, nuts, smoke and perfume are so much sharper and seemingly truer as they hover, slightly chilled in the breeze. It is in short, dramatic. So much more mysterious than the obvious hedonism and sweat of summer, or fluffy, faux merriment of deep winter.
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Staple Fire
Aug. 23rd | Posted by ARTSHARKS
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“Air Force Two” - Baptiste Debombourg
Presentation: On Wall, Elements: 35,000 staples, 2.7 m x 2.5 m
Realisation time: 75 hours
Date: 25/11/2007 – 7/01/2008 – 13/07/2009
Generally I am a pacifist. Despite a notably bohemian upbringing, there is no use denying the solid foundations of diplomacy underpinning it. As much as my mother’s artistic waywardness inspires, there is a distinct air of rebellion about it. Especially when one considers she spent most of her life under the spotlight that accompanies belonging to an ambassadorial family. That is to say, rooted in the golden age of real diplomacy which ended in the 70s, not the whatever diplomacy that exists today. Though there are a few exceptions today, generally no one has any manners, complemented by a dubious education. Diplomatic number plates seem to be handed out like perfume samples. Today’s ambassadors make one wonder just how many villages worldwide must be listing a missing person on findyourvillageidiot.com.
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Needles to Say
Aug. 9th | Posted by ARTSHARKS
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Since I can remember, I wanted to be the princess or queen of something. I had the life-size Rapunzel tower, the crowns and tiaras with all the Swarovskis a child could choke on, big flowing romantic dresses oozing with silks, tulle and lace, at least doubles of every toy (I liked bestowing copies to friends) and my seat next to Prince Harry at ‘Fun with Music’ every week (something involving listening to Classical music whilst drawing). It was the 80s anyway and looking back I realise that I had a rather tasteful 80s experience with only a few slip-ups.
Art Happens (WARNING CONTAINS LANGUAGE WHICH MAY BE OFFENSIVE) (IF YOU FIND THAT OFFENSIVE READ SOMEONE ELSE’S ARTICLE)
Jul. 4th | Posted by ARTSHARKS
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Having the Midas touch is often thrown around as a way to describe someone successfully turning something around, though its macabre undertones are often overlooked. Like the minor detail that King Midas could not even touch his morning brioche without it becoming an indigestible ingot. Lifelong celibacy is another inconvenience that springs to mind. Science and alchemy has spent literally centuries trying to compose chemical ways of turning everything from mud to duck eggs into gold. Sadly for them, the impossible shortcut to this hallowed matter successfully continues to elude. However, the artists obviously found their own solution to this conundrum.
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Neverland Evermore
Jun. 9th | Posted by ARTSHARKS
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Jeff Koons - Michael Jackson and Bubbles, 1988
The mysterious collective commonly known as “They”, say that one should nurture the child within. I do this often. Especially at FAO Schwartz in New York, where I can happily rummage for hours. My Barbie bubble only bursts momentarily when I realize that the Dorothy ruby costume slippers do not come in my size. At this stage I generally head back to Bergdorf’s to see what Monsieur Louboutin has to offer. Even there, just like most women amongst the froth of sexy shoes, I am still a little girl in a sweet shop. Men may claim to be from Mars, but having recently witnessed my boyfriend, Panda’s recent elation over remote control helicopters in Harrods toy department, I can confirm Mars and Venus are walking distance apart.










