“BROKEN CONVERSATION” by SandraRos

“Anything else you need, I am at your disposition.”
“You mean you’re at my disposal.”
He blinked. “I, my dear sir, am not a garbage chute.”
“Well, of course—I should hope not. Ah, I see—no, I meant—it is
merely an idiom.”
“I am not an idiot either. I do not like where this conversation is
headed.”
“Oh goodness no, neither do I. No, you’ve completely misunderstood
me.”
“Now I do not understand? Are you implying that I am a retard as well
as an idiot?”
“Oh, hang it all, my good man! Here’s the check and I’ll be off. Keep
the change, and thank you for fixing the brakes.”
“Retard, idiot, and lastly a murderer.” He turned away, but not before
taking the money firmly from my outstretched fingers. “Hope we don’t
see you around here often. Hang it all, indeed.”

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